11+ Times Ezra Miller's Fashion Left Us Gasping

Brett Caron 14 Nov 2018

Let me get one thing out of the way: I know literally nothing about fashion. Right now, I'm wearing two different socks and I barely managed to find a clean shirt this morning.

So am I the best person to describe the majesty that is Ezra Miller's looks?

Nope. But that's what's happening, so hold on!

1. So, I know that Ezra Miller is notorious for some pretty iconic looks.

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Is he bringing back that old-school necktie thing? How long after Ezra Miller wears something can I wear it? Is there any chance I'm gonna be able to pull off anything this dude wears in this list?

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2. OK. Slight hope. This is a pretty simple look, but I love it.

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I'm wondering how much of this is fashion and how much is Ezra Miller posing. I think a good chunk of the charm here might be from the dude himself.

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OK, so I think I'm getting it. Ezra Miller is a fashion genius?

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I know, I know. At this level of fame, you have people who dress you.

Not like actually put your clothes on (ugh please can I have someone dress me every day?), but someone to plan your outfits. But you gotta be willing to work those looks.

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3. Wow. This is a LOOK.

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I think it's the lipstick that does it for me. Is this modern Dracula chic or what?

Also, any hopes I had of ever pulling off one of these looks is quickly draining away.

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4. Ooh! Never mind! Toad is a look for everyone!

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But for real, when you can convince two other people to show up as Mario characters with you and nobody picked Waluigi...I dunno man. Priorities.

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I guess having a lineup of happy Toads is worth losing a Waluigi. MAYBE.

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I'll forgive him if he does a trio of Waluigis the next time.

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5. I didn't even try to put these in some kind of order, but you can tell this is for a Harry Potter event.

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How can you tell? Well, if you pay close attention to this feathered majesty...

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Yes, that's right. The killing curse, over and over again. Which fits, because Ezra is KILLING IT here.

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I think the biggest challenge wasn't the outfit, but how to keep the ink off those white feathers.

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6. Does wearing a Batman shirt and a Flash hat count as a faux pas?

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You know, like wearing horizontal and vertical stripes at the same time, or anything I cobble together out of my closet?

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Who am I kidding? The dude doesn't know HOW to make a faux pas when it comes to fashion.

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I'm convinced that he could turn a sweatshirt and a dog stuffy into something worthy of a red carpet.

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7. For example, turning a sleeping bag into a fashion sensation.

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Again, it might be the lipstick that ties this whole thing together. I might try this look just because it looks super warm and, you know, Canada.

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8. This one is...probably not a fashion look. Maybe a Halloween costume?

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I'm not sure what he's supposed to be, but I do know that whatever it is, he's owning it.

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Seriously, is there ANY look this guy does that isn't a bullseye?

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OK, busted. I admit that joke was just an excuse to use this image.

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9. I needed one of the other writers to tell me what this costume was supposed to be.

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But can we talk about how great it is that he shows up to Comicon stuff and he's actually cosplaying?

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10. Oh, sure. When he does it, it's fashion. But when my pants rip, it's all "go home, that's inappropriate for the workplace."

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I guess it doesn't count when it's not on purpose, so maybe that's fair.

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If this were a list of "Looks Ezra Miller Can Pull Off But I Can't," this article would never end.

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So maybe it's better that I can't wear ripped pants to work after all.

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11. OK first of all, I am loving the red stripe matching the boots. Ugh, I'm more jealous by the second.

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Second, is this dude just the nicest guy on the planet, or is literally everyone in these pictures faking their joy?

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12. He even does Johnny Depp's look better than Johnny Depp.

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Maybe it's not 100% Johnny Depp, but add a few more bracelets, necklaces, and at least two pairs of tinted glasses and it's there.

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To be fair, I can't tell when Johnny Depp is just wearing his normal clothes or wardrobe for a movie.

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But maybe that's just what happens when you spend a couple decades as Tim Burton's muse.

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13. OK, I was a little worried there for a second, but I guess he's mortal after all.

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If someone can look that good and Will Smith still gives him that kinda cut eye, then maybe Ezra Miller is human.

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14. That's a pretty intense outfit and equally intense face for "vitamin water selection."

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I love this look, but if he's selecting the water based on whether it matches the outfit...

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15. Nope. Never mind. Perfect.

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I picture his closet like an all-you-can-eat buffet of costumes that he cartwheels through every morning. "Do I wanna be a wizard today?" Answer: Yes.

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16. Even trying to look creepy, Ezra Miller rocks it.

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"Bet you I can look cute doing an impression of a sewer rat." "No way." "Hold my matching vitamin water, bruh."

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And there we have it. Ezra Miller, an elemental force of fashion.

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I gotta say, I started this article confused, and I'm leaving it seething with jealousy.

That's show biz, I guess.

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